Today, while searching the far reaches of my mind for writing topics and genius plots to get me rich now, my stomach rumbled and then my stinking asshole envisioned a night of its own, one tinted brown with betrayal. Betrayal may be a hard word for your own asshole, but the protein and carbs from the chicken nuggets and macaroni for dinner should have held together better than that. All this taking place in my new white underwear. Perhaps it is still too early to truly tell from what meal that atrocity was born of, what I can tell you now is this. Wipe again.
TODAY LIKE ANY OTHER DAY (
APPARENTLY.) , A GUY SHIT HIS PANTS INSTEAD OF BEING PRODUCTIVE. IM CONFUSED. BATHROOM AVAILABILITY AND REGULAR RESTING BREAKS ARE CRUCIAL. NOT RESTING BREAKS FROM POOPING BUT MORE I MEAN MORE TIME ALLOWED TO POOP. IN THIS CASE WE BLAME I GUESS NOT THE DIET BUT MAYBE MORE THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM NOT PRODUCING THE CONSISTENCY WE FIND ACCEPTABLE. AS WE READ ON, WE LEARN THE REAL ISSUE IS WITH THE TAINTING OF THE FRESH DRAWERS, AND WE ARE LEFT WITH ADVICE TOO LATE TO DO ANY GOOD.
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