inspired by recent fishing trip - human inconsistencies are the attractant when using lure   to act wounded or not? let's pretend as the lure we are a real fish, who was surprisingly just tossed into an unfamiliar body of water. if thrown hard/far enough initial stun may be expected from brute force or g-force. initial stun may be caused by water temperature or oxygen levels not being adequate for species. Designing Fish This design prioritizes speed and maneuverability . It features a torpedo-shaped body with a narrow caudal peduncle and a deeply forked caudal (tail) fin, ideal for rapid bursts of speed. The pectoral fins are relatively small and positioned high on the body for precise steering at high speeds, while the dorsal and anal fins are streamlined to reduce drag. |"enough with the nerdy shit, make it more squished like this," he said pushing his hands together. And that is why today fish don't speak. Sometimes abnormalities produce a croaking sound out of w...

Leo Maxwell, 29, always felt out of sync with New York City's relentless ambition. Growing up in Flatbush, he observed the competitive undercurrents from a distance – parents vetting playmates, the constant societal pressure to "get ahead." His solace was his camera, a shield through which he quietly captured the city's fleeting moments, never for a grand project, just for the pure act of seeing. This detached hobby took an unexpected turn when his friend Marcus's amateur rap video, shot and edited by Leo, unexpectedly went viral. The ten-dollar payment Marcus offered was a revelation; Leo had, for the first time, created tangible value doing what he loved. This spark ignited a quiet ambition, prompting him to sketch out business cards for basic video services. Emboldened, Leo's first true pitch was to Rosie's Luncheonette, a neighborhood diner where he'd been a loyal customer for years. He envisioned a heartfelt video capturing its timeles...

 Start following now folks as we go through the entire alphabet just like the one from elementary school that got me interested in writing in the first place.  Way back then the idea was to be inspired by local things around town. Something that I know made the book was the giant metal lizard outside the library with pennies for eyes, maybe the letter L for lizard or library?  The reason for it now is so when someone goes to search in my blog then no matter what key they hit first something will pop up. It only feels right to start with the letter A. Maybe we will jump around just to annoy someone. I would imagine there are people out there who argue about A being the most important letter in all of English language. "Well, it's probably first because it's the easiest sound to make." type sh A is for Alcohol. this image is only here for a title srry an organic compound, a psychoactive substance,  Depressant ;  Anxiolytic ;  Analgesic ;  Euphoriant ;...

Analytics are important and a good call to action can make all the difference, but sometimes it can feel awkward to ask folks to do things for you, especially if even you are unsure how to feel about your content sometimes. CLICK THESE LINKS    feels a little too in your face, right?  I can't and won't promise this again in the future, but I already had the title last night and I didn't want to lose it, and if it wasn't funny enough the first couple of times make sure 2        LIKE   SHARE  and SUBSCRIBE I know this isn't as funny as I hoped. It turns out my obsession with miniscule numbers is personal and is to be taken serious. June Is Our Dawn, Let's ride

 Pizza Rolls (and other related products, I have to say that because name brand Pizza Rolls are worse than Great Value brand at this point in time) are easy, everyone knows that, that's why we get them, but as we all know heating method plays a huge role, and can be a form of instant gratification for some, or a perfect example of good things coming to those that wait. O ur differences are what make us unique. If you want a soggy still cold in the middle plastic bag with marinara sauce inside then use a microwave, what I'm proposing is maybe a tin foil bag you put in the microwave. It's clear I didn't overthink this but why must I suffer? Say you're at a friend's house and he has no problem eating them from the microwave, but you prefer the oven crunch, do you shut up and take what you can get or imply the food company should include or sell secondary products? I say we see how futuristic the future really is. I'm going to use that, "I say we see how fu...

 that I still want to write about the trash man collecting pee for some sort of mad science experiment. Basically, like Rick from Rick and Morty and Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street, an elaborate sci-fi home with self-opening doors and a built in AI all disguised as dirty dumpsters in an alleyway. he has the local crack heads agree to bottle their own urine and give it to him in exchange for him zapping them with something he made from a battery. (unless you can't say that.) maybe it's just a prank, that needed tons and tons of gallons of pee. when all the pee came out at the waterpark it was this guy-soutparkrefrence.  and it wasn't like he just put the random crackhead pee with the rest of the crackhead community pee, what wasn't consumed immediately had to be tested and stored by a whole bunch of different numbers important to pee. you probably think pee only has 2 colors yellow and water but under those fluorescent lights the shades were intense. it turns out the...