what did i learn today?

 that I still want to write about the trash man collecting pee for some sort of mad science experiment. Basically, like Rick from Rick and Morty and Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street, an elaborate sci-fi home with self-opening doors and a built in AI all disguised as dirty dumpsters in an alleyway. he has the local crack heads agree to bottle their own urine and give it to him in exchange for him zapping them with something he made from a battery. (unless you can't say that.) maybe it's just a prank, that needed tons and tons of gallons of pee. when all the pee came out at the waterpark it was this guy-soutparkrefrence. 

and it wasn't like he just put the random crackhead pee with the rest of the crackhead community pee, what wasn't consumed immediately had to be tested and stored by a whole bunch of different numbers important to pee. you probably think pee only has 2 colors yellow and water but under those fluorescent lights the shades were intense.

it turns out the human essence is alive and able to be calculated and even manipulated in fresh warm urine. the garbage scientist man began by bringing bugs back to life. at first just their legs and antennae would kick but eventually he found a way to keep warm liquid cycling through the entire system at all times, and by entice the half creatures with piss-scented treats he was able to create dependent yellow-eyes 

the yellow eyed animals are truly vicious but in an unexpected way, instead of sensing people passing by with their preferred urine and attacking, they flare up in ways almost like a mating ritual, or some way only this man can notice and somehow interpret, revealing to the scientist ways to manipulate the individual 

scarcity comes, the pee dries up, to survive his sickly animals have no choice but to ambush their master. 

when you expect to lose is when you win

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