Scientists reveal new health meals for 2026

Coming in first place is chicken nuggets and macaroni .

Ooey gooey carbohydrates and air fried protein.

Second is crave cereal and 2% white milk, which I don't have a picture of because we don't have any at the house,

but next time we go to the grocery store I'll be sure to pick some up.

The third meal comes from scientists, old scientist in Britain, who enjoy a singular boiled egg for breakfast on some fancy egg holder.

Around here we just crack them open and eat them with our hands. 

The classic, ham and cheese, mayo, mustard on white bread is no longer bad for you, as if it ever was,

put some chips on that motherF***** and go to town.

If a single egg wasn't anything, try a single banana. Shaped just how you like them.

While on the topic of health food yogurt is good. With little chunks of fruit in there. Most of the time when I eat a yogurt I don't even use a spoon, I just squeeze it and suck it out.

And to stay hydrated get you a big glass of chocolate milk.

None of this is really healthy for you and the only scientist around here is me. This all started as a way to get a piece of content from my meal last night other than just an image. hopefully you read this far and enjoyed the attached images. My initial medium is always writing, planning, scripting, etc. And then who knows what it branches out to. It can be a video It could be a picture it could be a t-shirt or a coffee mug or something

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