Walmart Thanksgiving Hours 2025

 Where are you going to go if the whole world shuts down for a few hours, your best bet? Walmart, but no, not this time,

it's a cold Thanksgiving Day morning and the sliding doors aren't sliding. Your fingers tingle and snot starts pouring through a nostril as you make your way to the side door and pull only for nothing to happen, but your hand get cold;

Walmart is closed. online it says regular hours but there is also a notice saying holiday hours may vary. how about we all not find out by not going tomorrow. not in a fuck Walmart way, but in a thanks way, for always being open all the other times. let's be thankful on Thanksgiving that Walmart lets us inside to spend our money the other 363 days a year.
 But what about black Friday? FUCK EMMMMM. that's too much to write now follow for more later.

jk idk if Walmart will be open on thanksgiving 2025 but I do know I'm pushing publish on Nov. 26 before 11pm so there may be time still, if you hurry.(yeah right emoji)